Thursday, October 23, 2014

oh i have other plans too

uhhhhh so as i said i have wanted to talk to big booty rooty tooty hahah hes actually having a sale right now and its like big hip sale haha more like big "ass" sale lol.
1. talk to big booty. "try saying hi"
2. introduce self to big booty
3. be at the motha fucking fitting room when he is there, i somehow like go on break when he gets out of the fitting room its redic i never see him leave. maybe he just takes his clothes and high tails it to france. lol
4. await his friendship of good hope.
5. mack out with him when we are lovers, cuz hes secretly into fatties.
6. sheesh im not that fat.
7. and im cute so fuck that shitty shit, im a catch he will love me for who i am dammit.
8. idonno if i'm on a break with him, introduce myself then, and then be like omg like that guy into wierd porn places on snl? hahahahaha ..... :/ naw not even stalking you, just came up in my lil ol brain.
9. that'll hook line and sinker him, bros love name associations. goddamn he is a fucking hottie i cant even.

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