Sunday, September 21, 2014

Lol

Dalyker got a medal for being mr positive. Awwwwww maybe he was beng serious about hanging out with fatties. Even tho that's an sensitive word. Haha but he is so sweet. I'd like a boyfriend who that sweet. No wonder he's got meander his spell. Ugh she wore a black mini. That should have been me and she is kind of a douchebag.  Her and her sister. Ugh they seem to be on this huge ego trip. I hope dalyker stays away from that attitude. Ll maybe he won't he walks around like it ain't nothin but a chicken wang on a strang. And I think he thinks he's black. Lol omg no wonder tha siege of him came out at work. It's all that he can be he lives the hard knock emo life. Nerdy popular jock life. If you are nerd I'm a nerd. Let's wear our pocket protectors together it wll be so fetch. If I was in high school I prob want dalyker I'll be like that's one cool dude too bad he likes terrible chicks who suck. Forget what I said I hate her. I dontbapprove and I hope therein relationship crashes and burns. And hopefully won't be the rebound. Uhhhh so tired now. Thanks for reading off to more generates.

Omg

Yeah a hot min ago I remembered that I finally got dalykers whole name. And it did not disappoint On my way! Lord he is a fucking goodman mess. And I approve of his girlfriend even if she likes the biebs. He hasn't updated sans his awful depressing emo phase. But I think that's like his secrets but why would he make them such public. Omg now I'm gonna die when I see him. He is soooo embarrassing, he is even more worse off than imagined. Sure I think he is on a sports time and has a hot girlfriend, but that  doesn't change the fact that deep down inside he is the biggest loser ever. Like he is a bigger loser than me. Omg  I still like him though because he liked talked to me first and was super sweet. And continues to be a perfect peach. Omg they started going out a day befo my birthday haha zing. re my birthday wtf. So there anniversary will always be aroundomg I have the worst case of goosebumps. Like srsly I'm dying over dalykers true identity. And he doesn't even wear his shades in real life. Omg omg and he's relationship is something out of nick sparks movie uhhh book. Lord have mercy. I can't take him seriously anymore omg I can't believe I found him. It is always a glorious day when you find your crushes deep dark secrets. Hahah and the chick with the pink hair is friends with him. No oldie which is pretty funny considering they hang out like a lot. Or go get. Meals or chat about hoes or something. Oldie prob says all girls are angels shut your fat face you dick bag in his head. Oldie is like a awesome gentleman who gets scared when he gets mad wasted, so no more wasty times for him I suppose. Omg I can't believe I remembered his name. I've been looking for ages and hours and years omg thanks thanks to my genius I hath succumbed the ultimate password. For somerreason I don't think that he actually updates his friendly skies book. I can't wait to see him tommorow with my new found info in my head. Jokes will be cracked but behind his back safe within the confines of my head Doncaster know?eeeeeeeeeeeeee I just want to scour the whole goddamn internet for this beauty like I'm so so very happy and elated. I can't even. I can't even go to sleep. Must find all modes of social networking. Lord knows I'm gonna go all out especially because I've got the deeds. Yeah then I'll sleep and hope to have sexy dreams of him and I lol where he is wearing a tango suit and I'm in a red hit red mini and we are doing the tango of love hotchachaha

Friday, September 19, 2014

ode to dalyker

could I compare thy to a midsummers day
you are light as a fey
I'd like to make to make you smile
I would walk a mile
but seriously you are great
thanks for being my best mate

wasn't that lovely? dalyker is so inspirational. and psychonaut thinks im a annoying twat. or he is just a shy guy looking for a good time, (at home). hahaha but seriously he prob was home, playing video games or some shit. omgz makedamnsure's bestie was at savres omg I recognized the huge ass red signs. so her bestie is a chepo depo, so mb makedamnsure is a cheapo depo as well. prob not she is the hbic. soooooo deepest sadness imaginable I only get to see dalyker 2 times a week, once for a long time and once for 10 mins. I wish his gurl didnt break break his heart. should I watch eternal sunshine and crey my eyes out with jayson? omg. I feel like watching kith today tho gonna make myself happy. I should cook some pork cuz im a hungry hungry hippo. gaaaaaahh my weight fluctuates soooooo fast I gain and lose 5-10lbs every two fucking weeks. uggghh why can't I just stay thin like some peeps. maannn generates are soooooo good i just want to dance on the beach in the short shores and become a fairly of immediate glory.  oh yeah me and jayson may start crafting and cooking together yeah bitccch lol I sound so domestic. well gonna upload some songs and groove byess

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Boo you whore

We'll well well dalykr is kind of a sexist prick but he is still very much attractive. I'm getting Oa hugelowering of standards .nwell I do like psychonaut still. He is still a single pringle. So I heard dalyker gofer is being all sorts of mad at him and he was like your eating alone . Hehehe I wish he'd go on break with me again but alas the lighs or stars have not aligned. From the horses mouth he said he rather be alone than be a with a bitch or another girl. I was major sad panda. Oh yeah he had panda typing on on a keyboard sweater it was so cute. Also he said he wears the most outrageous thrift shirts he can possibly find. He is so adorable. I think he basically means I think bitches as in mean girls ut I can't help but be a little miffed. I'm getting so tired. Guggenheim I had to do two fucking whole racks because my lazy sass co workers didn't want to help. Fuckers. Goddamn and dalyker was kind of distance from me. He talked to  almost all the girls more than me. Only Felili was not talked to. I think she doesn't get to be around that many people. Like if she was I bet she would talk to maor peeps. I think Maria left us. I feel kind of sad we were friends. My eyes are crawling backwards so I think I'm going to go to sleep now or something, love you all . I got goosebumps when dalyker talked I think I still like him. Also I need to hang out with psychonaut post haste, before his singleness expires and jello will be for two unless I can help it. Prey that I can go the distance or he can go the distance then love will be mine. I'm not that disconcerting I woner what my spell check puts for that word haha goodnight my little butter balls, May visions of Sam doing stripper moves mingle in your head. :)

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The great one

Hath forgotten the masses, been waiting a long ass time for the sam  to update the robot and he hath finally like yesterday. So it's a fucking no go for me. At least nick form ftf added me hehehehehehe. He also likes the futuros. I've been waiting hella days for him to add me. Things are bright as he'll, so I think I'll be just fine. Also gotta go attend a geek meetup real soon or I'm gonna mirder  myself. Gosh psychonaut it single sigh I can't fucking believe it it's been a fucking year like a couple. Months than before his usually drop off point. Ready to go to dank raves with him.oh god and fake liking it too maybe I'll even come to like it.hehehehe night

When one door closes one door opens

Ah shit fuck psychonaut is moths fucking single bitchs omg fucking god. He is like so delicious. Hahahhaha bye dalyker hellllo psychonaut. His ex has not put in relationship  so  the coupling s finally over bitches. I'm coming him like a dark black cock noooo a dark horse I think he would enjoy the black cock oh shit I better get on that bidnass b4 another fuckng gremlin stills him awaysteals him god I fuckng hate not being able to see the fuckng entry. Omg I'm like so fucking happy I might have to spend every open day to hang out with this prick omg omg I don't think he likes me enough but I sure as he'll ain't lying down for this I am gonna go full charm on this fucker he will not know what the fuck hit him. Fuck yeah it's go time bitches I should record this llol. Found my portfolio it's sew awesome some slight paragraph weirdness but otherwise looks pretty damn awesome

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