OH SHIT

FUCK! new guy in groupie group of burgessasses. He looks like a total reflection of edward norton and he has the deepest blue eyes that I can swim in forever. omg he was so awkward though. He is forever classy and shit, like he gave so much shade to jake it was pretty hilarous. omg guess what garth is giving me a rsvp to a peacykeen concert omg! right? its private and shit! omg edward ala joel said a few curse words and really came alive when he talked to me. I think he was charmed by me! I was charmed by him, I wanted to do to him then and there... skip the fucking picnic go str8 to the sex. oh god. ok I promised myself a huge ed norton pic spam to here it is loves:

MY BODY IS READY.

wow i can;t believe I wrote 5000 entries

uggh strike that only 200

ok 2day was the buger of asos board game group. ugh first off new guy comes in playing fuckin how u like me now... then botd ewwwww and he was super desperate and creepy. let me emphasize how much I hate botd they are scum beneath the earth, they need to be tarred and feathered they need to be stung by a thousand bees and tossed over a rocky cliff, grand canyon will do... nasty ass shits. everything they stand for is a embarasment and disrespect to the female population. do not fucking ask me to "hook up with you" you nasty ass bitch go fucking die. also living with his mother or something. let me count the ways he was creepy: he was constantly going on about sex and shit then he was like lets get wasted like shit faced wasted so much so that i'll need a chaser in the fucking morning. omg what the fuck kind of drugs are you on. you're like a unclassy michael I MISS YOU GODDAMIT) when you come back we are gonna be sexing. ok on the other hand I was quite chatty with mr garth. he cut his hair so doesn't look like him anymore :( major sad panda face. also found out some hawt tidbits he is a indie coffee house music type of dude, like a real chill non sticking tounge in your mouth kind of dude, he is hella sweet and I want him bad, I just can't be all over him so much. I haven't really... I actually tried to hold back, oh god it was so hard, hard as my vages boner. ok so he likes incubus!!!jack johnson!!! ra ra riot!!! and death cab for cutie!!! oh god he must love a woman so good. oh and he can make a damn full of himself and still look incredibly sexy oh god. like belly dancing omg so hot. i'm having goddamn goosebumps. one bad thing he said he had a date recently, making a bad thing into a good thing... "I know I really liked my really long hair" "I just wanted to really impress this chick" :3 I dont know if.... oh god lost my train of thought. 1st listen to rarariot and omg very chill, the singer is kinda of comotose. oh oh oh and he also kept leering at me atleast  I think he was and it was very appealing, it made me want to start leering at him. oh yeah one last thing I said his shoes are like cool dad shoes. lol thanks hipster ronouff.

I LUFF YOU GARTH!! DITCH THE BITCH AND GET WITH THE BEST...

DAT WILL BE ME YOLO

o herro

OMG OMG hottie hipster alert!! guy going to art school and a assy one yeahhhh! I went to a board meeting and leela 4 the first time was not too bad, she was actually pretty comedic. for the last of the game I was winning like woah it was like I was speeding down the highway of apples to apples. it was great!! also met a hawt guy, who looks much much better in person. Also I constantly had visions of gangbangs omg do not I said and it kinda worked I still wanted to smang that. sound producer who goes to indie punk shows and such. likes eddie izzard and such as well. he also stayed a hour and half longer with me and omg he was so smarty pants hehehehehehehe I was just giving him bedroom eyes behind my real eyes. hope I wasn't too obvious. I need to know more about him and hang out with him more because he is really awesome!!! like down to earth and he needs friends too it was great. super great omg excellent and enchanting. ok enough bye!

WED THE 13TH IN SAN JOSE EVENT CNTR
THURS THE 14TH IN OAKLAND PARAMOUNT THETRE
OMGZ! TIME TO STAKE OUT THE KINGS!
.... also today was fab I changed my style wore some fitting pants and and blouse. and omg dyed my hair coral green it only glints in the light but I think it looks pretty good. also had some justy and jacky in the car and making jokes and stuff and got cookie dough and ice cream. then we made a giant pizookie. :3 Just was spamming on me a bit and omg he has the fabbest hipster bouffant ever and omg just want to touch it and spoon him.. jack did omg it was sooooo hot. I need to eat something non sweet and get to sleep because i'm getting drowsy!! so I feel the tops today and don't feel like being another person for the first time. thanks makeover you've made me a new woman!

why cant i love myself. i always need to change. maybe i transform into something i feel is worthwhile. being a feminist doesnt mean we cant be self concious about ourselves. i want to be young again nothing mattered and boys had cooties. and drooled. im going to bring my lifesized blow up doll to a private pinic then we going get the lowdown to the showdown. its really late fuck again. ive been socilized to hate people especially my flaws if any lol. once again i want to be loved and love someone as much as they love me i want a guy who will clasp hands with me at a donut shop and tell me im beautiful and interesting and intelligence and couldnt breathe when i walked in the room. i miss stanning. no more 1d for atleast 2 days. goodnight! love you even ifits justme reading

update: im totally and utterly in love with a beautiful illusion by the name of one direction i just watched this divine video(s) lol of liam and omg my loins are ready. all need is to become whit and be abeach blonde girly. uggh this magazine said twice in quizzes that im most suited to niall the song that reminds of this fool is mean by taylor swift he acts like the biggest jerkoff. so now ive been sleeping at 4am and reading and browsing 1d things i fucking need a boyfriend who has a british accent who likes singing to whol watch romantic comedies and cry, a guy who will picnic with in front of art museum. fuck why didnt i do that with jeff, i swear next decent guy who is interested in me will fucking have the motherfucking best of me no flaw im going to be diva if thats the last thing i do. also i found if you have a brimming with wit personality you can to have your personal honey b. i fucking miss my old crushes its like the only thing i love now are the harry and liam and sometimes louis. god please take away my urge to copolate with them feveriously is that word? yeah the transformation starts here getting my hair did and going for a tailored princess casual look. gonna get me a man and we going to sex all night long, or morning. prob should wake up earlier so i can sleep earlier. i want to be loved i dont want to be forgotten shitagi nashi here i come!