Sunday, September 21, 2014

Omg

Yeah a hot min ago I remembered that I finally got dalykers whole name. And it did not disappoint On my way! Lord he is a fucking goodman mess. And I approve of his girlfriend even if she likes the biebs. He hasn't updated sans his awful depressing emo phase. But I think that's like his secrets but why would he make them such public. Omg now I'm gonna die when I see him. He is soooo embarrassing, he is even more worse off than imagined. Sure I think he is on a sports time and has a hot girlfriend, but that  doesn't change the fact that deep down inside he is the biggest loser ever. Like he is a bigger loser than me. Omg  I still like him though because he liked talked to me first and was super sweet. And continues to be a perfect peach. Omg they started going out a day befo my birthday haha zing. re my birthday wtf. So there anniversary will always be aroundomg I have the worst case of goosebumps. Like srsly I'm dying over dalykers true identity. And he doesn't even wear his shades in real life. Omg omg and he's relationship is something out of nick sparks movie uhhh book. Lord have mercy. I can't take him seriously anymore omg I can't believe I found him. It is always a glorious day when you find your crushes deep dark secrets. Hahah and the chick with the pink hair is friends with him. No oldie which is pretty funny considering they hang out like a lot. Or go get. Meals or chat about hoes or something. Oldie prob says all girls are angels shut your fat face you dick bag in his head. Oldie is like a awesome gentleman who gets scared when he gets mad wasted, so no more wasty times for him I suppose. Omg I can't believe I remembered his name. I've been looking for ages and hours and years omg thanks thanks to my genius I hath succumbed the ultimate password. For somerreason I don't think that he actually updates his friendly skies book. I can't wait to see him tommorow with my new found info in my head. Jokes will be cracked but behind his back safe within the confines of my head Doncaster know?eeeeeeeeeeeeee I just want to scour the whole goddamn internet for this beauty like I'm so so very happy and elated. I can't even. I can't even go to sleep. Must find all modes of social networking. Lord knows I'm gonna go all out especially because I've got the deeds. Yeah then I'll sleep and hope to have sexy dreams of him and I lol where he is wearing a tango suit and I'm in a red hit red mini and we are doing the tango of love hotchachaha

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