Tuesday, May 8, 2012

fucking jackelope

grrr, a few days ago an creep was totes creeping on me going yo wanta goto a movie deal but then hes all but I much rather make out, but i have a girlfriend. I have not gotten the horns feeling for atleast 8 years. omg eww and he is so not attractive plus he smells really bad. also hes not funny and can't do much. we can probably sex it up. gosh why did a do a royal flush when he was like I bet your one hell of a kizzer. oh god that made my me throb everlasting. I think hes trying to emotionally manipulate me into macking out. for some reason I wanted to do it, but i my lady gutz are telling STOP RIGHT THERE THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA. fuck that bastard. he can't have to ladys in his life. also hes friends with lady abuser so I was really having high hopes for him anyway. it just irks me that he thought I was filthy slut which in some ways i am, to the right people, I put kipping in a adult bot thing online and it was like you like slumber? I was like omg lol yessss! not really just that band. I want to have a boytoy that acts and talks like da kipster is that all that hard, I know a million of them must be toiling around the outskirts of the east coast vibing to twee and shit. eating muffins and riding bikes. having witty chats about the whimsical things of life sigh. also honey bee he has a girl that is totally like him she even gives him backhanded compliments and sarcasm to die for, atleast in his case. hes like floating in her cloud they probably do it like rabbits. haha. :( but i don't like him or kipster much anymore... now its prob just patrick  highway. or mildildo lookalike. oh god if i pulled that we should totally make out card to him he'd probably be really freaked out and move to the back of the room and rock back and forth saying must not precious the talk to... how is something as far as can tell? heres a picture of the creep as a celebrity
except less tan and oiled up
AND HERES A MOTHA FUCKING DILDO SPAM THNX FOR READIN

and kip for good measure
is not racist toward fatties <3_<3











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