omydear lord

I found the most precious dude in all the land. he has andy horst face going on and omg sooooooooo cute. hed probably not appreciate me spamming on him like woah. hes such a telling guy... but I looked on his soc net and omg messy as hale. like what even? i dont know if he even knows about privatized shit but uhh airing your dirty laundry is pretty heinous. also I think he may be of the trans sort. gaah, i'll just pretend that i didnt see that. and may be a lesbian? coming out? say what you are a dude, I guess he has boobs down there. his voice and features are still manely. this is out of some lia block shiznit, like srsly oohh you figgity fig shit im like say what chicken butt. ok hes fine as hale but still a confusing specimen. likes bad food, likes fatty foods, does not like strange women with huge bazoomas touching him, does not like speedos, is not a addictive viner cough. has a girlfriend is a lesbian/ dude thing, may be a scene kid who never made it out, is wayyyy older than i thought, has a wicked dirty mind but is tired of cah bless his kind gentle soul. i'll just monitor from far away thank you very much. and some wierd ass guy did asl plus like centimeters and height what in the flying fuck world do you think that will impress a girl, especially if you look like a balding creeper from creepersvilles well shit you done got blocked. have fun in lonelycreepsville with monkey brian and shit. uggh i feel dirty just getting that, i bet he would be like you and i would be totes the bomb the com together uh excuse who the fuck are you? im kinda angry cuz someone hurt this precious angel and gosh darn why? like srsly he is like angelic encarnate. he liked my crazy chickens joke and listened to me and another chick talk and blab and rant and shit and he interjected like tons and i felt loved and shit and heart wormed in a good way. i feel like not really going to the meeting tommorow its my 1st one and already im feeling creeped the fuck out. ugggh. i guess im not looking for a fucking relationship unless its the guys who im already in love with, problems i feel bad for you lady i have a few problems but creepers aint one.... well actually imma stop you right there. its time for psychonaut time!!!! joyville! love you buttered lighted lamps!

bonus: a horst picspam!! yay

lalalalalala angels are singing, bad vibes are leaving.