Omg

My newest crush of probably over this year, Mariah for obvious reasons god forebid he finds this godforsaken blog. Let's see when he was helping with a card the money kept going back and forth and he was like it's not ur money it's the machine it's screwing around then we proceeded to have a giggle fit, also before that he was always so customer oriented, but in just think it was me I'm a hottie what can u fucking say? Alright then he takes a break from a print job to show me how to print a do specially on outside printers and was like I wasn't doing anything fun anyway, ahehehe I'm tons of fucking fun. And tonight oooh child as he gave me back my change he fucking stroked my inner palm idk if that was on purpose on what, but it got me fucking hot and bothered and I'm still fucking goddamn fucking hot and bothered. Alas there is no pron of a dude that looks like him, that would be totes awesome right about now. I even wanted to tell him I'd do his butthole with a double dildo hahaha what? Um Idk how that's gonna work. Usually people drop change into my hand omg he did do it on purpose, I bet he's gonna wank in the work bathroom and then go back to work, with the pleasure of my palm. Goddamn he's fuckin hot, it's probably cuz he has these kind eyes that fuck u from the outside in and then he always make sure to say hi or help out with my shit. Brazilian fart shit. No jk that's disgusting. Love me like u do, touch me like u do. Gaaaah I need to see him again and doooooooooo him like a thousand suns beneath the earth. Uuuuuuh wat. Goddamn I was supposed to be doing hw. Ok after lafapfest. Oooooooogoooooooooodgrief I need a rooster in me Mariah's rooster loving me against a wall. Breaking a mirror laughing about it then unto the bed and unto the floor. I bet he looks good on the danceflooor of my bedroom if it was decked out, it will quite a mess if we decided to that in my real room. Ok feeling a lil less horns but still have to get out this aggression. It's just like tropical thunderstorm except he peaced out before I even got to ask him out and now he's goin out with this dumb bitch. Wicked bitch of the west she was bullying people not cool. Ugggh he probably has a girlfriend or boyfriend totally not single. I don't want to just hang out with him I want to ride him into the sunset haha. Ok nough this could be a comedy routine. Hmmm alright see ya later. Hopefully him too, give me the courage to ask him out.