hehehehehe

sooooooooooooooooooooo guess who i met??? twas the lerks hahahaha and I asked him how the fucking fuck is he? and he was like i'm good how are you? and I was like swoon double swoon and then I said can I get a picture and he was like sure! lol and he was practically lerking in my picture lol then a nice girl offered to take a picture and in a split second I hopped on the sitting place and placed my tender arms around his angelic bony ass body and was cheesing it up and he was not amused eh I looked good he looked good its kay and its a super hd pic. lol. I did it yalls I talked to a hot guy without dying or fainting. and cannoli was a bacon today he was twice the fat and he was kinda snarky today... ohhhh ur working on recovery yeah YOU MISSED A SPOT. idonno if he was moody 2day or hes just being a royal ass. saw big booty and he had the booty on lock. but chattygurl was all up in his grill he like had to say i gotsta go mamachita before you talk my ear off and i have to go back to work cuz i'm on brekkies. soooo back to lerks he was absolutely fab like it rivaled jacks mannequin? wtf that never happened b4 never. no obnioxious lesbians just me being obnoxious sorry but i couldnt help taking shots of his hot hot stage presense, he is srsly a norish god of all gods. hahahaha I don't really think hes modest quoting him "the drawer made me look douchebag gossipgurl handsome" uhhhhh dude you look 100 times better than any dude on that show even fishy lips where is he? I miss thee. I'm pretty sure he knows this cuz he is a selfie king. omg and alot of his pics are half naked. I'm like dying absolutely dying. I miss oldie like he worx mornings now ugggh he is such a good worker and helps me with my side unlike cannoli who did maybe 2 rows and hit it and quit it. and robby is kinda not here for me at all, like idk if she thinks I don't like her or she doesn't like me off the bat. oh so cannoli is going out with the wicked bitch of the west cuz its freezing fuck. ummm yeah cuz they apparently went shooting 2gether with her lil sis and her and her sis are like bffs to the max so yeah they have been 2gether for atleast 2+ years ugggh I guess dickbags go with bitch faces. this is deeply saddening to me. I have a new friend in our new worker even tho hes positively useless at this point. all he fucking does is recover and go backs for 5 hrs? in an area that I don't even go to, where the flying fuck is he? like does he hide in the bathroom srsly? maybe hes doing books or housewares but who even can spend that much time there? like really? can you please help in mens and womens section you big jerfoff? ok back to lerks hahahahaha woowowowow yeah he was really adorable and hot and didn't make me feel guitly for staring at him like a stalker through a tree fort I made specially for the occasion(s) hahaha. he has a fbook but i'm pretty terrified of getting rejected. apparently some fans have made it unto his friends list sooooooo idk. I dont even really want to try anyways. its not like the kipster who doesnt even play with me any more :( kipster senpai please notice me. so psychonaut got a army shave and he looks as ugly as his insides are soory not sorry he kind of is a jackass of a epic degree. still cold. and i need to see the new season of revenge because my boy jack and my gurl emily are still kicking ass. no moar uglie oldie guy but apparently lots of victoria stupid evil bitch. no sorries for her forever. this post is like a 2 hour rant. yeah so I have no real crush at work anymore i take that back big booty rooty tooty is my love I should come in 3 hrs early and just stalk him. omg I have no freaking life, i hope he doesnt notice i'm lurking in the shadows and the corners waiting on him, and prowling away like i'm doing work, yeah i am but sometimes i'm just in a section for no good reason and i just want to stop and stare for awhile. i fucking hate maroon 5 they play their music 5 or more times. my pc is overheated but still I write to my hearts content. some random old guy was like i see you reading books, you like books thats good, good luck.. I was gonna say if you had to fucking do books you would goddamn read all the books fuck ya couch. haha and luckily my off manager didn't yell at me for not technically working for about a hour. I found the pricing guidelines book 4 graphic artists so I might be getting that and a awesome lumpy space princess pillow that will prob gather dust until I buy it and then have to wash it again. i'm really proud of myself I talked to the lerks as planned next stop generatesville i added the honeyb like dude and hope he adds me soon hehehehhehe if at all? yeah still in love with honeyb im like a crack addict that can't stop. I still have the mix up, i'm a goddamn loser. guess what I can be loser if i want because its my own goddamn self fuckers. today I'm sooooo pissed off for some reason well 1 had to recover furniture to books then had to goddamn do purses to men. i'm not a goddam fucking robot you can train to do bullshit work. i have no faith in the nice manager #2 anymore. only with nice manager #1, literally made me only do front womens, like a proper lady should do. haha. oh god I love myself and continue to stare at how lerks is omg we are both hot. dammit janet. somehow hes older than the sam and continues to look boyishly handsome doing it. sigh i should get to bed b4 I break my hemmeroid or whatever.