"'I love you too' is a fucking crap response. Give me fireworks, and a freakin' marching band! It's the least I deserve."
http://www.sleeptalkinman.com/audio/ILoveYouTooResponse.mp3
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Saturday, October 27, 2012
I had no choice but to hear youYou stated your case time and againI thought about it
You treat me like I'm a princessI'm not used to liking thatYou ask how my day was
You've already won me over in spite of meAnd don't be alarmed if I fall head over feetAnd don't be surprised if I love you for all that you areI couldn't help it, it's all your fault
Your love is thick and it swallowed me wholeYou're so much braver than I gave you credit forThat's not lip service
You've already won me over in spite of meAnd don't be alarmed if I fall head over feetAnd don't be surprised if I love you for all that you areI couldn't help it, it's all your fault
You are the bearer of unconditional thingsYou held your breath and the door for meThanks for your patience
I've been thinking about that guy from the pains again the good looking one that looks depressed and sleep deprived not the perfect prince. I finally feel like i'm over the kipster... I exceed his coolness by a gazillion lightyear points. I am at john o ready or whatever is name level coolness now... torq coolness, omg everything is brilliant and colorful and people love me and I fit in. I went to a halloween party and I felt pretty cool... I was dancing in the middle of dance floor and those pimps totes wanted this booty. eww but yeah I was completely ignoring them though because they suck and shit. I pretended I was Jedward in a very tight space. did you know they responded to my kik message!! omg I cannot believe it!! its totes megoats!! i think if jason didn't have a girlfriend he would totally give me a flying chance and we would hold hands ska dance and laugh like devils while getting high off of bob ross's sweet happy stones and flowing joys. omg he is the best... hes solid. I think its love. lol goodnight
You treat me like I'm a princessI'm not used to liking thatYou ask how my day was
You've already won me over in spite of meAnd don't be alarmed if I fall head over feetAnd don't be surprised if I love you for all that you areI couldn't help it, it's all your fault
Your love is thick and it swallowed me wholeYou're so much braver than I gave you credit forThat's not lip service
You've already won me over in spite of meAnd don't be alarmed if I fall head over feetAnd don't be surprised if I love you for all that you areI couldn't help it, it's all your fault
You are the bearer of unconditional thingsYou held your breath and the door for meThanks for your patience
I've been thinking about that guy from the pains again the good looking one that looks depressed and sleep deprived not the perfect prince. I finally feel like i'm over the kipster... I exceed his coolness by a gazillion lightyear points. I am at john o ready or whatever is name level coolness now... torq coolness, omg everything is brilliant and colorful and people love me and I fit in. I went to a halloween party and I felt pretty cool... I was dancing in the middle of dance floor and those pimps totes wanted this booty. eww but yeah I was completely ignoring them though because they suck and shit. I pretended I was Jedward in a very tight space. did you know they responded to my kik message!! omg I cannot believe it!! its totes megoats!! i think if jason didn't have a girlfriend he would totally give me a flying chance and we would hold hands ska dance and laugh like devils while getting high off of bob ross's sweet happy stones and flowing joys. omg he is the best... hes solid. I think its love. lol goodnight
Thursday, October 18, 2012
frankly my dear I don't give a damn
I am totally and utterly in love with makedamnsure. Why does she seep through my pores. uuggh I just had the worst ever dream/nightmare what have you with her. Like she looks like now all that and a bottle of coconut water and an cupcake... god and she was an unbearable and unsufferable bitch. I loved every minute of it and pretended to hate it. Deep down inside I don't care if she hates me and treats me like crap, she is wonderful and beautiful and god I love her. dammit. she has not updated jack shit to any of the social sites and she totally put a pin to stop any of her face stuff getting out into the masses. everything is on lock down every damn thing. Even after the dream, I was like she must have the least amount of friends ever for being such a heinous bitch, but damn the friends she chooses are oh so lucky they get to hang out with someone so utterly irresistible and charming fucking hell I am a fucking lost cause. prey for me baby noodle god. would going up to the queens working liar be going to far? gesus its like shes my h20..... ok i'm taking a breather hopefully no more stupid dreams of her or i'll spasm again ag uggh.
OOOOHHHH HONEY B HAS GOTTSA NEW YOUTUBE AN DIRECTORIAL DEBUT!!! YEAS
OOOOHHHH HONEY B HAS GOTTSA NEW YOUTUBE AN DIRECTORIAL DEBUT!!! YEAS
Friday, September 28, 2012
lolz
the fact that the kipster only likes swagster bands is hilarium but also he gets to hang out with them. so it goes full circle. I fucking hate trecool people who impress the kipster, I am so jelling out of my brain. gaah its not fair. I want to have wisdom and be tretre cool like nobodies business. I want to say oh I bought crabs before there was a crabeyful tax. lets have couples tea date with all the fixings then go to parethetical girls concert and stare at they stoopid shoegazing faces and after the show lets get mad drunk. we won't dance because thats not cool we will just stand around looking mad dank. as you can see I am mad bored. I need to update my 8hacks anyway. goodbye yall
Monday, September 24, 2012
keke
keep it classy yo!!
Sunday, September 23, 2012
HOLY SHIT BALLS
HOLY SHIT BALLS!!
I So wished I was at that sondre lerche concert, he was fabulous and did some oldie hits like words and music and he was good. solo but good. I was in class get chewed out by people saying my shit wasn't kid friendly or modern enough fuck your shit. mine was great and classy. i'm tydie tyded with the kipster and it feels reallly good, who knew "being of spirtual mind and body" would get me so many points. atleast I was up and ready for fridays all so boretastic class. SONDRE i would climb you like a tree.... if you were divorced and wanted some hot hot cocoa.... uhhhhh yeah and with marshmellows and mint and shit like that. dammit it was only 20 bucks next time my friends next time I will see you sondy you are on my list to see lively live and to stare upon your lovely heavy metal nordic features of blue eyeth seas. ok enough!! time for jedward mania in big brother soooooooooo trashy and good. GO JEDWARD!! hehehehe
I So wished I was at that sondre lerche concert, he was fabulous and did some oldie hits like words and music and he was good. solo but good. I was in class get chewed out by people saying my shit wasn't kid friendly or modern enough fuck your shit. mine was great and classy. i'm tydie tyded with the kipster and it feels reallly good, who knew "being of spirtual mind and body" would get me so many points. atleast I was up and ready for fridays all so boretastic class. SONDRE i would climb you like a tree.... if you were divorced and wanted some hot hot cocoa.... uhhhhh yeah and with marshmellows and mint and shit like that. dammit it was only 20 bucks next time my friends next time I will see you sondy you are on my list to see lively live and to stare upon your lovely heavy metal nordic features of blue eyeth seas. ok enough!! time for jedward mania in big brother soooooooooo trashy and good. GO JEDWARD!! hehehehe
Thursday, September 13, 2012
guess whose still awake?
ugggh I almost added creepzoid aznfile. lammarrdingdong. eeeewwwww he prob sees me all the fucking time and goes ah wasted youth. then he goes back to fapping. eww I gross myself out, fortuately I blocked his ass and I feel another breath of relief. don't be the creep and creeps won't come around anymore. yeah I hope he learned his lesson. oh yeah he goes to the sister school thats why I don't see him anymore. thank god and whomever for that. I completed one logo go me!!
it appears
... the elusive jerky poo has gained alotta lbs and is into hottie chicks. Also to make a note 3 of us jenn jenn, jerky, and the fab one mauh have all gained tons of weight its pretty rediculous to have seen the change. We were all pretty scene as well its damn funny. and random jugallo girl cuz she looks like ape is both friends with alfonzzi and gayboygoth, how fucking random huh? oh looking at his page. I've got the curse of words and you've got the curse of curves wow I can't spell at all and with this kiss I can blah blah can't remember the song OMG but I love them actually cute is what. oh mae is a christian band your athetist views are invalid sir! i'm tired so off to drawing I go!
cheers!
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
jerky poo
my newest croonie in the rollercoaster of life lives uber close to elsueca yayayayaya
can you feel my damn excitement from the great ginormous picture???!
CAN YOU?!
hehe
What should I wear? what should I say? should I brush up on my 4chan? lol well time to work on my stupid logo project about stupid abstract shit. I love the teacher and his teaching but this is bullshit as far as right now I'm just done and over with this. gonna to make my final copies look sweet as fuck though. byezz
CAN YOU?!
hehe
What should I wear? what should I say? should I brush up on my 4chan? lol well time to work on my stupid logo project about stupid abstract shit. I love the teacher and his teaching but this is bullshit as far as right now I'm just done and over with this. gonna to make my final copies look sweet as fuck though. byezz
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
my blog is acting crazy
sooooooo big news I asked jake to hang out like woah, and he said yess to aladdin him. I did!! hopefully we get on better when its a smaller group. Yeah he is pretty gentlemanly actually, he just has a lust to smang hot bitches sometimes. I have the same problem but I don't deal with it, maybe I can learn his socializing ways!! lol. also went to the mart of walls and bought myself some new bohohipster chic shirts that kind of accentuate my eyes and shit. I look pretty damn good. I'm just a little cold lol. the kipster got a new pic and he looks like girl drink drunk. oh and I am like 5 points away from beating him!! I am so happpyy! like you have no idea. hopefully things work out for me! ciao my friendly friends
Saturday, September 8, 2012
You'll never hear this song
You'll never see the movie in my head
But you infest my sleep, and your figure creeps
Through my walls and hums above my bed
I know your name, and that you're photogenic and tall
But I've never heard you talk
And there's something about you
That stabs me right through
It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along
You'll hum along, you'll hum along
And I've only seen you once, at your graduation
No cinematic glow or soft rock soundtrack
And I watched you move and breathe and cry
And it felt so wrong
It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along
Maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates
And they would take you to their hideout
As pirates often do
And while the silly human race talks to droids in outer-space
We grow old and laugh about this song
And between the jungle and the stars, you sing nonsense songs in 12 bars to me
And in my sleep I hum along
You'll never hear this song
You'll never see the movie in my head
You'll never see the movie in my head
But you infest my sleep, and your figure creeps
Through my walls and hums above my bed
I know your name, and that you're photogenic and tall
But I've never heard you talk
And there's something about you
That stabs me right through
It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along
You'll hum along, you'll hum along
And I've only seen you once, at your graduation
No cinematic glow or soft rock soundtrack
And I watched you move and breathe and cry
And it felt so wrong
It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along
Maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates
And they would take you to their hideout
As pirates often do
But I'd find the secret map
And I would vigilante-bushwhack
Through the jungles of Peru
Just to save you and I'd take you north to Mexico
Where you would tell me your life story on the steps of a Mayan temple
Where we'd camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars to the jaguars, until you'd sense me
Your eyes convincing, and I would kiss you like a hero in the half-light
Dryer sheets and peach shampoo, the smell of palm leaves, I'd sleep against you
Until the natives found us, but they would crown us king and queen
And we could stay there, spend our days there, eating guava by the sea
And I could understand your views and you could fall in love with me
And while the silly human race talks to droids in outer-space
We grow old and laugh about this song
And between the jungle and the stars, you sing nonsense songs in 12 bars to me
And in my sleep I hum along
You'll never hear this song
You'll never see the movie in my head
hey yall
i'm backk!
I had a wonderful sleep
I dreamt that I was eating breakfast thats nice isn't it?
also harry was b/f or bff slightly it was great
now eating breakfast for reals its surreal! hahaha later
I had a wonderful sleep
I dreamt that I was eating breakfast thats nice isn't it?
also harry was b/f or bff slightly it was great
now eating breakfast for reals its surreal! hahaha later
“Wanna come over to make noodles?” Justin asks, coyly, his voice cool and seductive.
Zayn stiffens because what is that twerp trying to pull on HIS MAN.
Niall brightens considerably. He seems oblivious to the dangerous note in Justin’s voice and Zayn can only focus on the way that Justin says noodles with a scintillating s sound at the end and the way his eyes linger hungrily on Niall and the way his smile doesn’t really meet his eyes.
“Yes!” Niall crows jubilantly, “Sounds great!”
“I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.
“Yay! Z’s coming too!” he chirps brightly, running his hands through his hair. “I’m so excited… and so hungry!”
Justin looks incredibly ruffled and baffled. “Uh… I just… meant… Niall…” he trails off weakly as Zayn slits angry eyes at him, because there is no way Zayn is going to let Justin spend a good few hours alone with Niall, especially this late at night.
Poor baby innocent Ni, thinks Zayn affectionately. Good thing Zayn’s here to watch out for him.
I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.
Zayn stiffens because what is that twerp trying to pull on HIS MAN.
Niall brightens considerably. He seems oblivious to the dangerous note in Justin’s voice and Zayn can only focus on the way that Justin says noodles with a scintillating s sound at the end and the way his eyes linger hungrily on Niall and the way his smile doesn’t really meet his eyes.
“Yes!” Niall crows jubilantly, “Sounds great!”
“I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.
“Yay! Z’s coming too!” he chirps brightly, running his hands through his hair. “I’m so excited… and so hungry!”
Justin looks incredibly ruffled and baffled. “Uh… I just… meant… Niall…” he trails off weakly as Zayn slits angry eyes at him, because there is no way Zayn is going to let Justin spend a good few hours alone with Niall, especially this late at night.
Poor baby innocent Ni, thinks Zayn affectionately. Good thing Zayn’s here to watch out for him.
I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.
I'm inspired
by older posts. I guess I'm as content as I'm going to be. I'm in this bittersweet mood. having some sweet GG dreamlanding. I want to be in saved! and be loved everlasting by Patrick fugit. I feel like cruising the scene with a boy that crushes on me moar than I like him like jeff and then when I'm ready to love him we both love each other like crazy... a dead hearts deal. we would die to go to see each other in heaven. a high school romance for the ages the jenna/jake jenna/matty of irl. I bet people have cursed the kipster and said he wouldn't have sucess with the ladydom, but he has somehow come out of it with courage and bravery. I need this courage and bravery I need to get out and tell a guy that I like him and he could be really happy with me. I am a romantic I am passionate I am waiting.
xoxoxo
reads like a fucking diary huh?
I feel like Georgia fucking Nicolson
waiting for my lovegod, to sweep me off my feet, watch eternal sunshine and cry together never tell on him to his friends who play violent video games and like tyler.
I'd never tell.
Now I feel like a poet.
I am a butterfly out of my cage of emotions, going to soar into new heights, ready to take on new challenges.
stop talking to people who don't want to talk to me (kipster)
start talking to people who want to talk to me (myself)
oh jonas the last song mt vergil offa sing mouth alt-ctrls my life to a beat
edit: its not about god, thank santa, and buddah
"crystal clouds with rainbow tears" def not religious
xoxoxo
reads like a fucking diary huh?
I feel like Georgia fucking Nicolson
waiting for my lovegod, to sweep me off my feet, watch eternal sunshine and cry together never tell on him to his friends who play violent video games and like tyler.
I'd never tell.
Now I feel like a poet.
I am a butterfly out of my cage of emotions, going to soar into new heights, ready to take on new challenges.
stop talking to people who don't want to talk to me (kipster)
start talking to people who want to talk to me (myself)
oh jonas the last song mt vergil offa sing mouth alt-ctrls my life to a beat
edit: its not about god, thank santa, and buddah
"crystal clouds with rainbow tears" def not religious
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
IN ME
ME
Friday, September 7, 2012
ALT DUDE BANG POST
ENJOY BEETCHS!
dear lord danny what did they do to you?
i think i can survive on danny pics.... bye kipster
when i was innocent and nothing hurt
who shall I post next my little buttered almonds? so bored and feeling romantic lol
ok i'm done :) feeling less bored one less lonely girl in the world
SOOOO I MET THE KIPSTER
and it was greeeeaat!! he was super sweet and chill, and apparently he was busting at the seams (buttons) getting fatty or shrunk in the wash. I wanted to update yall on my wordswithfriendly I am slaying or atleast doing half as good as beating kipster, he has a cheat I sooo can tell, he is not that great with words!! but he is a charmer. he is sooooooooo good looking in real life I wanted to climb that like a tree my favorite thing to say now. I wish he was single and I wish I was super skinnymini and we could get down like doin all the thangs that woudn't make ur parentals proudy? I really really want a video of the body he touched his leather and then he touched it again when he said body and I was like mercy me the funks on me, also the spirit of the bernie controlled me. I am insane, it takes me forever to respond to him because I want to impress him, so far its not working sad panda. also I take forever to do words because I am going to ravaged his frail body. I wish wish wish that guys like him would love me and we'd go eat cupcakes and ride tandem bikes ok going to pander him about that :sigh: he is so perfect, god he probably hates fangirls oh well didn't introduce myself to him anyway so bye bye to friendship irl. I think I shall have a alt picspam lotsa ezra miller
Friday, July 13, 2012
thanks 4 fuckin stalkin me
fucking a my love life is pretty non existent I kind of want to hang out with joke now because I'm desperate for male attention. or not I want to hugged and I want to be cuddled I want a guy who likes playradioplay and dances it to it without having teh sex dream about me. he is srsly not the guy I look for he is a worse version of mike. uggh and mike was a sweetheart, for the most part
bobby= gotsa g/f prob a scientist
honey b= with bangs mcgee I donno if she wants to kill him or hug him I wish I had her personality guys like honey b would be all over me.
garth- likes neat girls/ likes paramore girls, likes to keep private stuff private I srlsy tried to creep unto his next concert date and he shut me down like donkey kong, I think he told me the name of the band tho. He was willing to spend hours with me, I think he may have room in his heart to spare a wretched soul like me. hehehe no pun intended.
da kipster- continue to have a g/f
patrick- I think hes actually single, maybe I should get mad skinny and learn the ways of the drums and hook up with patty. yeah that will be one for the books.
so long story short I should wait it out before jumping onto the joke bandwangon and tickling his fancy. he is a disgusting piece of work at this moment but he is kind of intriguing god damn.
bobby= gotsa g/f prob a scientist
honey b= with bangs mcgee I donno if she wants to kill him or hug him I wish I had her personality guys like honey b would be all over me.
garth- likes neat girls/ likes paramore girls, likes to keep private stuff private I srlsy tried to creep unto his next concert date and he shut me down like donkey kong, I think he told me the name of the band tho. He was willing to spend hours with me, I think he may have room in his heart to spare a wretched soul like me. hehehe no pun intended.
da kipster- continue to have a g/f
patrick- I think hes actually single, maybe I should get mad skinny and learn the ways of the drums and hook up with patty. yeah that will be one for the books.
so long story short I should wait it out before jumping onto the joke bandwangon and tickling his fancy. he is a disgusting piece of work at this moment but he is kind of intriguing god damn.
thanks for listening
Friday, July 6, 2012
http://ugly1dpics.tumblr.com/
best website ever!!!
ok on to today the fun didn't start till I walked in... nahh fuccck I accidently came too late and saw the sadester. omg but huge relief when I found out that she was already knew about the suprise lol. oh those people.... sigh. omg we ate b4 we left on our huge aass journey bike ride. so much good stuff to eat. then we played ala bycliclit polo, my inner ass was burning by this time. omg and I thought I lost my goddamn pad. thank god I didn't its like a mess down there. yeah and joel was like yelling my name like alot lol yayyayay haha not really. ok its like soccer but with croquet sticks, the lovely justy brought them, let me just cut to this qt part he came over to me and was like wheres the fireworks and then I was like over there and they came and omg he was this is awesome, and I was like I want you soooooooo bad, hope your girlfriend leaves you and you are out of love with her and you fall into love with me that will be great right right? ok so our juembers won!! by 6-3 lol it was great, the other team tried but we were huge ass people who were fucking fierce, I even got into the act and people were cheering me on, it was great. ok the ride home sucked so hard so many bumps so much hills I wanted to kill all the hills and stuff.... anyways back to eating. few people taking pics and then we started the dancing I was pretty damn animated. fucking hell justy doesn't like me that much he like shoved me lightly and asked to dance with the guy next to me, :( major sad panda. but the was the last of the night. the beginning of the dance was awesome somehow got next to justy hahaha only space open he danced at me it was hawt. that made me want to dance. dance in his pants.... ok ok i kid just kidding idk mb im not. well super sweaty like taste of chaos. thanks for reading. hugs will be had!
best website ever!!!
ok on to today the fun didn't start till I walked in... nahh fuccck I accidently came too late and saw the sadester. omg but huge relief when I found out that she was already knew about the suprise lol. oh those people.... sigh. omg we ate b4 we left on our huge aass journey bike ride. so much good stuff to eat. then we played ala bycliclit polo, my inner ass was burning by this time. omg and I thought I lost my goddamn pad. thank god I didn't its like a mess down there. yeah and joel was like yelling my name like alot lol yayyayay haha not really. ok its like soccer but with croquet sticks, the lovely justy brought them, let me just cut to this qt part he came over to me and was like wheres the fireworks and then I was like over there and they came and omg he was this is awesome, and I was like I want you soooooooo bad, hope your girlfriend leaves you and you are out of love with her and you fall into love with me that will be great right right? ok so our juembers won!! by 6-3 lol it was great, the other team tried but we were huge ass people who were fucking fierce, I even got into the act and people were cheering me on, it was great. ok the ride home sucked so hard so many bumps so much hills I wanted to kill all the hills and stuff.... anyways back to eating. few people taking pics and then we started the dancing I was pretty damn animated. fucking hell justy doesn't like me that much he like shoved me lightly and asked to dance with the guy next to me, :( major sad panda. but the was the last of the night. the beginning of the dance was awesome somehow got next to justy hahaha only space open he danced at me it was hawt. that made me want to dance. dance in his pants.... ok ok i kid just kidding idk mb im not. well super sweaty like taste of chaos. thanks for reading. hugs will be had!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
OH SHIT
FUCK! new guy in groupie group of burgessasses. He looks like a total reflection of edward norton and he has the deepest blue eyes that I can swim in forever. omg he was so awkward though. He is forever classy and shit, like he gave so much shade to jake it was pretty hilarous. omg guess what garth is giving me a rsvp to a peacykeen concert omg! right? its private and shit! omg edward ala joel said a few curse words and really came alive when he talked to me. I think he was charmed by me! I was charmed by him, I wanted to do to him then and there... skip the fucking picnic go str8 to the sex. oh god. ok I promised myself a huge ed norton pic spam to here it is loves:
MY BODY IS READY.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
wow i can;t believe I wrote 5000 entries
uggh strike that only 200
ok 2day was the buger of asos board game group. ugh first off new guy comes in playing fuckin how u like me now... then botd ewwwww and he was super desperate and creepy. let me emphasize how much I hate botd they are scum beneath the earth, they need to be tarred and feathered they need to be stung by a thousand bees and tossed over a rocky cliff, grand canyon will do... nasty ass shits. everything they stand for is a embarasment and disrespect to the female population. do not fucking ask me to "hook up with you" you nasty ass bitch go fucking die. also living with his mother or something. let me count the ways he was creepy: he was constantly going on about sex and shit then he was like lets get wasted like shit faced wasted so much so that i'll need a chaser in the fucking morning. omg what the fuck kind of drugs are you on. you're like a unclassy michael I MISS YOU GODDAMIT) when you come back we are gonna be sexing. ok on the other hand I was quite chatty with mr garth. he cut his hair so doesn't look like him anymore :( major sad panda face. also found out some hawt tidbits he is a indie coffee house music type of dude, like a real chill non sticking tounge in your mouth kind of dude, he is hella sweet and I want him bad, I just can't be all over him so much. I haven't really... I actually tried to hold back, oh god it was so hard, hard as my vages boner. ok so he likes incubus!!!jack johnson!!! ra ra riot!!! and death cab for cutie!!! oh god he must love a woman so good. oh and he can make a damn full of himself and still look incredibly sexy oh god. like belly dancing omg so hot. i'm having goddamn goosebumps. one bad thing he said he had a date recently, making a bad thing into a good thing... "I know I really liked my really long hair" "I just wanted to really impress this chick" :3 I dont know if.... oh god lost my train of thought. 1st listen to rarariot and omg very chill, the singer is kinda of comotose. oh oh oh and he also kept leering at me atleast I think he was and it was very appealing, it made me want to start leering at him. oh yeah one last thing I said his shoes are like cool dad shoes. lol thanks hipster ronouff.
ok 2day was the buger of asos board game group. ugh first off new guy comes in playing fuckin how u like me now... then botd ewwwww and he was super desperate and creepy. let me emphasize how much I hate botd they are scum beneath the earth, they need to be tarred and feathered they need to be stung by a thousand bees and tossed over a rocky cliff, grand canyon will do... nasty ass shits. everything they stand for is a embarasment and disrespect to the female population. do not fucking ask me to "hook up with you" you nasty ass bitch go fucking die. also living with his mother or something. let me count the ways he was creepy: he was constantly going on about sex and shit then he was like lets get wasted like shit faced wasted so much so that i'll need a chaser in the fucking morning. omg what the fuck kind of drugs are you on. you're like a unclassy michael I MISS YOU GODDAMIT) when you come back we are gonna be sexing. ok on the other hand I was quite chatty with mr garth. he cut his hair so doesn't look like him anymore :( major sad panda face. also found out some hawt tidbits he is a indie coffee house music type of dude, like a real chill non sticking tounge in your mouth kind of dude, he is hella sweet and I want him bad, I just can't be all over him so much. I haven't really... I actually tried to hold back, oh god it was so hard, hard as my vages boner. ok so he likes incubus!!!jack johnson!!! ra ra riot!!! and death cab for cutie!!! oh god he must love a woman so good. oh and he can make a damn full of himself and still look incredibly sexy oh god. like belly dancing omg so hot. i'm having goddamn goosebumps. one bad thing he said he had a date recently, making a bad thing into a good thing... "I know I really liked my really long hair" "I just wanted to really impress this chick" :3 I dont know if.... oh god lost my train of thought. 1st listen to rarariot and omg very chill, the singer is kinda of comotose. oh oh oh and he also kept leering at me atleast I think he was and it was very appealing, it made me want to start leering at him. oh yeah one last thing I said his shoes are like cool dad shoes. lol thanks hipster ronouff.
I LUFF YOU GARTH!! DITCH THE BITCH AND GET WITH THE BEST...
DAT WILL BE ME YOLO