Wednesday, June 20, 2012

wow i can;t believe I wrote 5000 entries

uggh strike that only 200

ok 2day was the buger of asos board game group. ugh first off new guy comes in playing fuckin how u like me now... then botd ewwwww and he was super desperate and creepy. let me emphasize how much I hate botd they are scum beneath the earth, they need to be tarred and feathered they need to be stung by a thousand bees and tossed over a rocky cliff, grand canyon will do... nasty ass shits. everything they stand for is a embarasment and disrespect to the female population. do not fucking ask me to "hook up with you" you nasty ass bitch go fucking die. also living with his mother or something. let me count the ways he was creepy: he was constantly going on about sex and shit then he was like lets get wasted like shit faced wasted so much so that i'll need a chaser in the fucking morning. omg what the fuck kind of drugs are you on. you're like a unclassy michael I MISS YOU GODDAMIT) when you come back we are gonna be sexing. ok on the other hand I was quite chatty with mr garth. he cut his hair so doesn't look like him anymore :( major sad panda face. also found out some hawt tidbits he is a indie coffee house music type of dude, like a real chill non sticking tounge in your mouth kind of dude, he is hella sweet and I want him bad, I just can't be all over him so much. I haven't really... I actually tried to hold back, oh god it was so hard, hard as my vages boner. ok so he likes incubus!!!jack johnson!!! ra ra riot!!! and death cab for cutie!!! oh god he must love a woman so good. oh and he can make a damn full of himself and still look incredibly sexy oh god. like belly dancing omg so hot. i'm having goddamn goosebumps. one bad thing he said he had a date recently, making a bad thing into a good thing... "I know I really liked my really long hair" "I just wanted to really impress this chick" :3 I dont know if.... oh god lost my train of thought. 1st listen to rarariot and omg very chill, the singer is kinda of comotose. oh oh oh and he also kept leering at me atleast  I think he was and it was very appealing, it made me want to start leering at him. oh yeah one last thing I said his shoes are like cool dad shoes. lol thanks hipster ronouff.
I LUFF YOU GARTH!! DITCH THE BITCH AND GET WITH THE BEST...
DAT WILL BE ME YOLO

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