Booyah

2 eric h songs are playing at my job I got 1 out of those two ya. Also there is this 50 yr old married dude who wants to fob ok friend me and it's creeping me the fuck out I want to see what other peeps he added its creepy plus he has a daughter. Ugggh . Why tontne creeps like me? Ok gonna go to bed day bye

Gah

I feel like a prick again. Am I that shellfish? Do I really deserve to be feeling so terrible. Omg the fountain is feeling me even if has nothing to my situation. Agh dammit Sam writes such sweet words forever. I really hope he's not some jack of tales in disguise I'm gonna just be blind and go nope he is a perfect peach and he is pure of heart. Even tho his lovers hate him. Maybe because he aired his dirty laundry. Omg I think I need to hear this song again and again. Love hath eternally has brought its warm arms into my sweet enveloping heart. Dammit where does all this stupid ass poetry come from? Idk my heart is alive with the soul of lovers everywhere. Lord that song was almost 6 mins long. I think I love almost all the futuros songs. Omg Robby high fiver me I feel a lil better about relationship. She was a bit bossy today but otherwise she was much more receptive to me. At first mexi girl was kind of like this but she quickly changed her toned. I asked jayson if he wanted to go to the concert he's gotta pay me back cruz he said yes. I wonder why SAMs lovers hate him. Frankly I would be so happy if he wrote about me hahahhaha Sam is capped 4 some strange reason. What strange wilderness did he cross to make them so cross. See maybe he's not a gentleman of the winer but a fast ferrous flitter of the summer. I hate my heart. He is sin ful in nature. Or not whatever. This love feels good and right just let it go I say. Let it flounder into the deep seas and into the long night where he's warm caressing lyrics will hold me through the nights cold aide. Ok now I'm just talkin bull. Oh we'll I'm in love. Of course.

oh i have other plans too

uhhhhh so as i said i have wanted to talk to big booty rooty tooty hahah hes actually having a sale right now and its like big hip sale haha more like big "ass" sale lol.
1. talk to big booty. "try saying hi"
2. introduce self to big booty
3. be at the motha fucking fitting room when he is there, i somehow like go on break when he gets out of the fitting room its redic i never see him leave. maybe he just takes his clothes and high tails it to france. lol
4. await his friendship of good hope.
5. mack out with him when we are lovers, cuz hes secretly into fatties.
6. sheesh im not that fat.
7. and im cute so fuck that shitty shit, im a catch he will love me for who i am dammit.
8. idonno if i'm on a break with him, introduce myself then, and then be like omg like that guy into wierd porn places on snl? hahahahaha ..... :/ naw not even stalking you, just came up in my lil ol brain.
9. that'll hook line and sinker him, bros love name associations. goddamn he is a fucking hottie i cant even.

snappies

i think ima getting in to the frisco school of my heart and dreams and while there i shall listen to the miraculous sounds of the lerks. so to celebrate on my completion of my massive app ima gonna try to get massbrochillness even if not a white boy from the east side. no sirreee. buuutt i still want to get my jam on hahahahahahaha dear lord. oh look the support band has a fully clothed female synth player holla at ya gurl ya gurl ya and they hella chill. that'll be the cooler to massbro's party hardy ways. oh god apparently their whole set is a whole 30 mins goddamn thats a fucking goddamn short show. this is mucho disapoint in my books. omg but they do that david hasselhoffmeyer song wtf. it was kinda cool tho. umm and lots of tits in neon and i think they have outlasted their stay..... half empty halls here you come. ummm and covers of rap stars. im like getting chick pox haha chicken bumps in the worst way. uugghh futuros please save this soul. aww sam really fucking brought it to freshno im sooo glad he made is 100 kijillon percent, for being fucking 1 hour late. he was soooooooooooooo gooooood. the who band was good but damn he fine. ok over the chills of bros, kinda dont wanna be there with thousands of frat dudes. i want to sleep too. so off i go into the night with my heart strings tied or are they undone. love always your friend hahahahahahaha cuz bb u the best. :)

Oh deary

Roots tooth big fat booty is the only guy who has admitted to liking star girl hehehehehehe I know it's like my gabby also he is a hipster who likes purity ring and to t Aotorond sadly he has a cast of adoring females who want the dick. Idk he he'll be interested in me. He is friends with a lot of hot girls. Yeah thnx 2 meeting I got his name hahahahahahaha cannoli is being. Nice again. And sharing food with me. And Robby does not hate me. She is appreciative. I think my she thought don't do enough shit but finally did my duty. Yeah so that's pretty. Inch all the new things that happened. Omg and big booty is sooo nice he listened to chatty girl  when he could have been go away frodo. Lol she doesn't look that. Uh like a troll jk folks she is a sweetheart. Yeah I've been feeling the burn from work. I want to kind of quit. Like they are making us work till 11 now and it's a bunch of shit. Yeah so no one from pro shop will be at work tommorow so good luck nothing of value  was moved from hiding storage. Galah  note to self don't be around Ireland when closing she will grab you with nasty hands. Just stay away far away. Yeah I'm gonna ask for reduced hours. And hopefully the new people will take the shitty closing hours. Ugh I'm actually only closingthree times only out of the14 days, so I should be happy. Yeah.... I'm alaskaair steal all the hotties pics it's go time, hahaha it's pretty damn easy to find people when u got a bag of tricks. Goodnight

hey

yall I just had a wonderful hangout with my bff jayson. he soooo awesome, we got great ass food for the cheap and then hung out in the walnuts. lol and laughed at stupid shit and made up moar dirty jokes. it was pretty good. after we watched coming to america hahaha one of my top movies. i'm like srsly so happy I met him. I think it was good faith that brought us 2gether. hahahaha and we made fun of stalker people, it wasn't our stalkers tho so it was even better. I need to eat then go sleep like a big ass baby. so much ass, all i think about is the ass. lol i'm gonna kick that ass like we mean business. because shit is real heavy, u gonna drown.

omagah

teh sam totally hate fucked the audience at the end of live with jools ehehehehehehe omg I am sooo sold. and my worst nightmare lerks is in love with adam levine apparently. ugggh, I hate them sooooooooo much because of stupid work I suppose. hahahahaha the generates tickets are sold out again I think this time its for realz. and their album is 5 bucks on amazon wtf, sell yourselves short why don't you. omg sams pants were so goddamn tight omfuckinggod. I think i've just been slam danced. I would totes dance with teh sam I wish I were a hot swedish model who was woman cuz I dont think he goes for guize even tho they try hahahahaha i kind of want to see the jools video again for the sexy and the lolz i don't know i'm pretty conflicted I also need gifs of said happening please jesus.

my dream has come through sam doing the bird

ah crap man no gifs well I tried. after this post I realized my concert was a better performance than this one but the grindin' made up for it cuz i'm always up for a grind. oh god.

Let's write a random blog

Sweet jefe bus I'm going insane in the membrane I think the only thing to cure this ailment is makedamnsure omg she is so fab but I'm pretty fab too I'm a loner with a boner but dammit I'm still hot to trot now I'm thinking I'm ve got a lady boner n myself ugh I rather have it with someone else ok not that person I've been obsessing about. Pointless blog because I'm now in love with the leeks bloody nourish good looks and horribly charming stories that are forever pointless. Ok I'm gonna try to sleep y'all behave now!

ed westwicke

yeahhhhh lerks is still 100 times more swoonworthy than ed. uggh double eww hes friends with vanek uggggh. to the max. i hope i see bigglesworth at work, he is consistenly nice and notices me aww hes such a sweet heart no i'm not in love with him we're just buddies. sweet lil buddy.  whaaaaaaa and hes one year older than me? wtf? like that would ever happen. thinking delousinal thoughts again. yeah in la la land i'm hot shit and everyone wants to smell me. hahaha or puke. oh yeah there was this archie comics feat lady gaga and like taylor swift and goddamn taylor lautner i was like wtf is going on. oh yeah didn't archie die or something? maybe got reincarnated into a wolf human hybrid if you catch my drift. sigh again i miss jayson we didn't hang out last week and it bummed me the fuck out. I don't want to call him again or msg him I want him to do that. and maybe we wont even get to hang out at the ritzy college cafe. cuz hes stoopid work duties. wow all my past tweets were embarrsing fan girl shit. uggh and some random ass goth chick who im not even friends with anywhere. i feel like posting a beautiful pic spam how about some jack? to spice up the night.

thanks for reading and watching i'm out like a popped corn

hehehehehe

sooooooooooooooooooooo guess who i met??? twas the lerks hahahaha and I asked him how the fucking fuck is he? and he was like i'm good how are you? and I was like swoon double swoon and then I said can I get a picture and he was like sure! lol and he was practically lerking in my picture lol then a nice girl offered to take a picture and in a split second I hopped on the sitting place and placed my tender arms around his angelic bony ass body and was cheesing it up and he was not amused eh I looked good he looked good its kay and its a super hd pic. lol. I did it yalls I talked to a hot guy without dying or fainting. and cannoli was a bacon today he was twice the fat and he was kinda snarky today... ohhhh ur working on recovery yeah YOU MISSED A SPOT. idonno if he was moody 2day or hes just being a royal ass. saw big booty and he had the booty on lock. but chattygurl was all up in his grill he like had to say i gotsta go mamachita before you talk my ear off and i have to go back to work cuz i'm on brekkies. soooo back to lerks he was absolutely fab like it rivaled jacks mannequin? wtf that never happened b4 never. no obnioxious lesbians just me being obnoxious sorry but i couldnt help taking shots of his hot hot stage presense, he is srsly a norish god of all gods. hahahaha I don't really think hes modest quoting him "the drawer made me look douchebag gossipgurl handsome" uhhhhh dude you look 100 times better than any dude on that show even fishy lips where is he? I miss thee. I'm pretty sure he knows this cuz he is a selfie king. omg and alot of his pics are half naked. I'm like dying absolutely dying. I miss oldie like he worx mornings now ugggh he is such a good worker and helps me with my side unlike cannoli who did maybe 2 rows and hit it and quit it. and robby is kinda not here for me at all, like idk if she thinks I don't like her or she doesn't like me off the bat. oh so cannoli is going out with the wicked bitch of the west cuz its freezing fuck. ummm yeah cuz they apparently went shooting 2gether with her lil sis and her and her sis are like bffs to the max so yeah they have been 2gether for atleast 2+ years ugggh I guess dickbags go with bitch faces. this is deeply saddening to me. I have a new friend in our new worker even tho hes positively useless at this point. all he fucking does is recover and go backs for 5 hrs? in an area that I don't even go to, where the flying fuck is he? like does he hide in the bathroom srsly? maybe hes doing books or housewares but who even can spend that much time there? like really? can you please help in mens and womens section you big jerfoff? ok back to lerks hahahahaha woowowowow yeah he was really adorable and hot and didn't make me feel guitly for staring at him like a stalker through a tree fort I made specially for the occasion(s) hahaha. he has a fbook but i'm pretty terrified of getting rejected. apparently some fans have made it unto his friends list sooooooo idk. I dont even really want to try anyways. its not like the kipster who doesnt even play with me any more :( kipster senpai please notice me. so psychonaut got a army shave and he looks as ugly as his insides are soory not sorry he kind of is a jackass of a epic degree. still cold. and i need to see the new season of revenge because my boy jack and my gurl emily are still kicking ass. no moar uglie oldie guy but apparently lots of victoria stupid evil bitch. no sorries for her forever. this post is like a 2 hour rant. yeah so I have no real crush at work anymore i take that back big booty rooty tooty is my love I should come in 3 hrs early and just stalk him. omg I have no freaking life, i hope he doesnt notice i'm lurking in the shadows and the corners waiting on him, and prowling away like i'm doing work, yeah i am but sometimes i'm just in a section for no good reason and i just want to stop and stare for awhile. i fucking hate maroon 5 they play their music 5 or more times. my pc is overheated but still I write to my hearts content. some random old guy was like i see you reading books, you like books thats good, good luck.. I was gonna say if you had to fucking do books you would goddamn read all the books fuck ya couch. haha and luckily my off manager didn't yell at me for not technically working for about a hour. I found the pricing guidelines book 4 graphic artists so I might be getting that and a awesome lumpy space princess pillow that will prob gather dust until I buy it and then have to wash it again. i'm really proud of myself I talked to the lerks as planned next stop generatesville i added the honeyb like dude and hope he adds me soon hehehehhehe if at all? yeah still in love with honeyb im like a crack addict that can't stop. I still have the mix up, i'm a goddamn loser. guess what I can be loser if i want because its my own goddamn self fuckers. today I'm sooooo pissed off for some reason well 1 had to recover furniture to books then had to goddamn do purses to men. i'm not a goddam fucking robot you can train to do bullshit work. i have no faith in the nice manager #2 anymore. only with nice manager #1, literally made me only do front womens, like a proper lady should do. haha. oh god I love myself and continue to stare at how lerks is omg we are both hot. dammit janet. somehow hes older than the sam and continues to look boyishly handsome doing it. sigh i should get to bed b4 I break my hemmeroid or whatever.

you've got me aching all the time

omg I got generates tickets for some reason (heh its at the right place cuz I wasnt really looking that hard) that would have been bad lol. I'm soooo happy I could cry into my spaghetti. or my oats lol. why you gotta eat dry oats? I'm gonna marry her anyway.  gonna dance my motha fucking ass off no fucking obnoxious lesbians will get in my way of  dance partay. so long conchillbro maybe I will maybe I wont maybe I dont what I dont say to me say la vie!! hehehehehehehe omg omg I am sooooo fucking exciting excited for generates moarrrr than lerks soooooorrrrry lerks but I just had my heart fall out my ass and then fall back in succession. thanks chaps for doing that to me I went through a mild depression cuz i "couldn't" get tickets at the time stupid bros. yeah I'm gonna do the shimmy down the stairs or up the stairs. lol yayyayayayayayayyayayayaya gonna gonna do it up. gonna look the most fucking hipsterist piece of shit you have ever fucking goddamn motha fucking seen!!!! ah yeah and bam it goes!
OLE!

elepants as big hales

lol so bigglesworth is back on cdc, good for him but I kind of miss him around the store. I don't really see superbooty much unless I come early. When I don't talk to cannoli much he tends to talk to me more, so I'll keep that in mind. I think he and the gifey are still 2gether. tommorow is the lerks! i'm so excited. I finally gotten over most of the disappoint from the ticket concert fiasco. I hope son brings a band cuz its gonna be kinda lame with him and his lofi guitar. I tracked my personality when I'm at work im snarky, bossy, dumb, organized, and smart, and have a case of the uhs lol. these schall shoes suck and they said for tired active feet, bitches aint shit. I only use bitches as a term defined as being nasty lark to a huge degree, not being a girl. yeah I guess i'm calling the kettle black by saying it, my bad. its the influence of others around me. yeah so i've been feeling blue for a couple of days. I always have to keep in mind that i'm not alone and people love me and I love myself and i'm worth it every single second of every single day. keekz futuros is keeping me sane again, love them boiz trust me as a friend because I would do anything for you and I want to see us through <3 all="" away="" concert="" especially="" forevers="" from="" futuros="" go="" gotten="" has="" i="" it="" love="" my="" nbsp="" no="" p="" self.="" soul="" stronger.="" the="" thought="" to="" would="" you="">

ah man

conflicts, cannoli is still talking to me, but a little more intensity. hes quite the charmer, but still no dice, he aint the one anymore hahahaha hes not my SUNSHINE anymore. uhhh and a gurl from that band totes died so sad. yeah soooooo lerks is still not sold out and the supporting band is soooo tiring but they been on tour with purity ring wtf I thought they would atleast have some sick beats and a really great hook. watched smurfs 2 and it was sooo happy making, I love them blue folk. uggh the support band sounds like a wannabe grimes ugggh. atleast its like girl power I bet lerks is slamming that. and here and there. lol or not. hahaha he is soooo physical now like he moans and groans on this album hahahaahahaha then the gurls swoon. an 21 show hopefully no obnoxious lesbians they always seem to find their way next to me and screw me up royally. I was totes trying to get my groove on and your massive lions mane is getting in my way. stupid fucks. so I finally got over doing mopping its just here and there but not everywhere so it takes me about 10 mins to do it and touching gross wet things is to a minamal. omg I have like magic hands I rubbed my aching feet and they feel soooo good. yay nice manager that kicks us out if we stay at work too long!!! yay everybody dance now!!! yeah I feel like watching another goddamn movie. yeah I dont know what to say and its kinda fun making up titles for art work, It should be a job, I would rule in it. tata for now!!

im not done yet being a narc

hahahaha you can't join the sondry party unless you are my b/f or I trust you with my music. hahaha prob my b/f cant be invitied cuz i'm gonna eyefuck him like no tommorow almost like teh sam sorry it he was just too magical i couldn't not do it lol.
bam here it goes: ah man

omg

the lerks is mine bitches sweet sass molass generates door closed once again but the lerks door opened hahaha and hasn't been sold out yet. oh well I really adore him even though he sucks at selling tickets apparently. oh god I have found a new light of my life... and its not cannoli thats now his name because he is fattening and not healthy on the other hand joestar hahahahaha the third bigglesworth totes made my day omg he cracked an accent and made my crappy ass day super fly and out of sight. dear lord he was a bright rainbow in the shitstorm. I do not want to mention what happened. it was fucking terrible. uggh so lerks does have a new album and it sounds like that middle album where he wears like 4 sunglasses at a time because he is just too awesome. but he is dancey as hale in his recent videos. i think joestar bigglesworth will totes be at work tommorow along with cannoli. cannoli has been less frequent with his gifting visits and chatter, its like he developed a cold shoulder to certain people that is me one of them. today during shitstorm I really thought I wouldn't make it thru the day like I thought I was gonna freak the fuck out and peace. omg brad the nicey dude who I didn't introduce myself to somehow knows my name is gone, fuck is it cuz of cdc shit, it was wasn't its just way too much work for a couple of people. im still in a fragile state, i miss my room. I sort of feel like deleting generates.... lol cuz theres this hole inside of me because I couldnt get tickets, damn me why couldn't I go sooner. its okay I found the lerks. thankfully very close so I can party my damn ass off maybe I will flirt with the lerks. ohgod here goes my dream fantasty gone haywire. but atleast if I see him i'll tell him hes mad dope and hes mad dope for liking miley and futuros consectively honey badger dont give a shit he is honey badger incarnate. alrighty gonna get ready for this lerky concert yes yes yes babby yes. lol I still dont know where the fuck those lyrics are by, apparently its like 80s shit. ooooooooh and omg I have another newish crush name bootytime hahaha hes got a big ol booty damn son. lol and hes sorta friends with cannoli hahahaha so at that time I was like no way!!!??? hahaha. i did the worst fucking hair flip in the goddamn world hahaha he was truely preplexed im sure. he was like I gotta meet that gurl cuz she just tried to hair flip magitize me hahaha he hasn't talked to me unfortunately and I totally bombed out the fitting area when he was trying shit on. lol he has some pretty neat kicks. truely esquiste human being.. so yeah I have a new bff shining armor and new crush bigbootymahoney lol god this is sooooo corny. i feel like watching a epic  comedy to erase my lingering tragedy. or not i'm super tirrrrreeeeddd. from working hard da man said I did a super job, I feel good. goodnight folks