omfg omfg I've got future island tickets bitches

all the futuro belongs to us. and speghetti monster said you shall have your sam herring and eat it too. or whatever. oh god oh god what shall I wear. I went for psychonaut sadness, to futuroness happiness. oh yeah jayson and I hung out and it was da bomb da bomb I say!! he is an angel in disguise. I love thy. lol he is a nut job in the best way possible. way better than psychonaut almost said his real name again... I kind of want to see what his vine is doing. prob shitting on stupid vine players. egad not again. but I sort of miss him. I am not to ask him to hang out anymore. it is on him now. I hope we are still friends, but if he doesn't like me because i'm a tad desperate in the right ways and cute to boot than he doesn't deserve this fine person. i've got all the friends I need, cough jayson and my dad, and my mom, and the aspiring people, they are most awesome... I will never doubt them again. also kevin... kevin needs to hang out with me pronto and maybe when he gets a job I will cuddle fight him. hahahahahaha what? I know really? yessssss! and we'll Roanoke to the break of dawn fuck yeah america. psychonaut some how looks put together and popular at bbqs how the fuck does he do it? he hides away the fact that he is a scared shitless and gutless person who terrorizes and trolls all fucking day because he has no fucking friends besides his shitey girlfriend who has a open relationship with another person. yeah I am doing a lot better in the relationships department. also tried cream because I know psychonaut and me won't be hanging out this week because he needs to be coaxed and he needs to know that the people he goes out with are not the spitting images himself the sad lonely people that have no business in the normal world. I can't believe I compared him to that guy from HIMYM yeah totally not. doesn't even have a cobie smulders. I am totes excited for futoroislandos. omg I can't really sleep but I must. late yalls bitches be hatin but they can never touch!!
as you can see I had a good fucking night. :D psychonaut smiled at me how can he not like me this fast it must be the inner crazy

alas the sadness comes back

I think its officially time for me to move on past this psychonaut relationship, like he is totally ruining my chill vibes, I have all these emotions. Its like I've watched eternal sunshine too many times to count and then drowned myself with morrissey and mychem. he said maybe, and my heart was crushed. prob doing something with his lady friend. I think I need to go to makedamnsure + the kipster. I felt a lil better trolling kai. omg senses flail is going to do a tour based on their second album hopefully playing bloody romance. because that is my shiz. oh psychonaut the things I think of when I think of you. maybe I need to debate again, something hawt and fizzy. I have officially made it into depression zone. I neeeed jayson, I'm gonna watch a comedy with him and its gonna be a fucking blast. fuck the haters. I know that psychonaut doesn't hate me, its just that day is prob "date day" on account of he has to spend 2 hrs on the subway to see her silly ass. dats a lot of commitment. I guess if someone I really liked, liked me back it could go back and forth like that and maybe skyping def. uggh I need his tumblr, its way less obnoxious than his vine. he is srsly creepy on vine, I get it you hate that guy and his friends... no need to spend 10 videos posing with garbage cans and shit. I think i'm gonna go listen to some ftf and dance around, like a don't have a care in the world. Do I really need someone who is depressed and feels ugly all the goddamn time? like really? I had to deal with that after high school, but I am pretty much over that. maybe I can hang out with cameron hahahaha yeah............ or that guy who plays shitty games at meetups. friends friends friends I fucking need more friends. well off to the see the wizard and get my owl wholl deliever my shitey mail.

heres some knuckle puck for you shortest song ever... the girls in the back going 'wtf are you doing???'

wow that actually made me feel, power of music!!!

hehehehe

soooooo I talked to psychonaut again I feel like changing his name to something like soft and cuddly... hrmmm anyways we may be hanging out again. It took him way too long to respond to me... uggh he is sooooo great anyway. god I feel all ehed out . this morning I felt really hot and shit, so I went out to get me some good food, and sausage because i've been good on my diet. I wonder if psychonaut thinks of all that and a bag of chips... he did say he was gonna remove the underlings who cause shit. maybe cuz he met me and was like I need to have cooler friends... ooooohhh.
I just saw a nicole richie paris hilton video where some douche calls them dumb and dumber nicole goes off on their ass and says this gurl is my best friend and I will not hesitate to beat your dumb ass, you listen to me, it was great! ha brandon what the fuck do you think of that???! yeah you fucker. alright I am pleasantly pleased with all my scheming and planning for hanging out with the psychonaut. so ovwar I can't spell french so long!!

going on a diet... poof

 “garcinia cambogia” or “GCE” with at least 50% HCA (active ingredient potassium). will it work??
** update update i have lost 10 lbs cutting out starches and hot dogs yayayaya

holy shit

psychonaut said that he has a good DAY not a good night, fuck yo couch. He was absolutely lovely I just want to hold him and put on display for everyone to see. kekz. he said he didn't come to any nerdom bbqs because he has been lazy, lazy in his case he doesn't want to meet anyone new. OMG I CAME JUST IN TIME TO MEET HIM AND WE HUNG OUT, AMERICA FUCK YEAH.  all is well in the world, because i'll time lines crossed paths. pray to the great strainer of the spaghetti monster.

AHHHHH SHITTTTTT

I DID IT I FUCKING LOVING MOTHER DID IT. PSYCHONAUT AND I ARE GOING TO HANG OUT!! FUCK YEAH... GETTING HIS DIGITALS AS WE FUCKING SPEAK. AH SHITT YEAH BITCHES, BOW DOWN. his girlfriend might show up. and it will be a pitter patter party. and then he left. dun dun dun. maybe his internet sucks balls. huge dangly balls.OK HES BACK, AND THE NUMEROS ARE ALL MINE. SHIT YEAH. LOOKING FOR NUB IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES LOOKIN FOR NUB. HOLYFUCK IT ONLY TOOK ME A YEAR AND HALF TO GET THE COURAGE TO ASK HIM TO HANG OUT. AND ALAD HE DID LOL..... DON'T FUCKING SLIP UP. GONNA LOOK HELLA KAWAII. or not.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'M GOING CRAZY STIR NUTS. PRAY FOR ME SPAGHETTI MONSTER. PLEASE DON'T NOT SHOW. I KNOW HE'LL BE THERE THO RIGHT? goodnight my babies. MY ONE TRUE DREAM HATH COME TRUE I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY OF THERAPISTS THAT TOLD ME TO TAKE A FUCKING RISK AND DAMN IT PAID OFF.  i told you he was desperate. hehehehhehe not. ITS A FRIENDSHIP MADE IN FRISKIES.

toodles

hello! today I went shashashopping!! and it was greatastic. spent like 3hrs thrifting like crazy. I got so much stuff. ready for a date night hehehehe. haven't called jesse yet, but maybe tommorow. gonna she my work counselor tommorow and then change my meds maybe. I feel svelte again. A few clothes didn't fit me but I was for the most part great. afterwards I went to get some groceries thats a hard word to spell, and now I won't starve for probably 2 weeks. i'm eating healthier and using my mind during this summer. I may wake up late, but I'm feeling pretty pumper most of the time. yay. later!

life recap

I have been in a sorry state of relationships. and fuck I will not stand for it, starting now. I get I want now. So far things that have made me a happy clam are futuro islandos, snarking on people. hanging out with jason the uber coolest person around, like srsly he is super great, we like the same things, and he doesn't give me crap for liking crap. unlike a certain person around me today. never miss a aspiring meeting. never ever, unless its a bad restaurant. and dennis became a weightlifter who would have fucking guessed. went from food contest eater to that. have I talked about anyone else. this has more views than my other blog, how fucking strange is that. yeah gonna go eat now... fuck the haters. fuck em in the ass. nobody shitty and over snarky are allowed in my realm.
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