Friday, September 28, 2012

lolz

the fact that the kipster only likes swagster bands is hilarium but also he gets to hang out with them. so it goes full circle. I fucking hate trecool people who impress the kipster, I am so jelling out of my brain. gaah its not fair. I want to have wisdom and be tretre cool like nobodies business. I want to say oh I bought crabs before there was a crabeyful tax. lets have couples tea date with all the fixings then go to parethetical girls concert and stare at they stoopid shoegazing faces and after the show lets get mad drunk. we won't dance because thats not cool we will just stand around looking mad dank. as you can see I am mad bored. I need to update my 8hacks anyway. goodbye yall

Monday, September 24, 2012

keke


Kipster has a song that he likey likes that would be a great addition to the scene where jack and rose are hanging unto the frozen raft. I am so jealous of kipster's gwifey like she gets to have the intense passion and poetry of his fragile and delicate creamy life. I have no idea what creamy entails but man it must be good I guess. omit that. I just pooped and have a revelation. I think that stars album is getting to be cool. Also I reclaimed my love of patrick!! yay patrick, gonna find out the font of his name and do a coolio project on him haha. ok peace in the middle east!
keep it classy yo!!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

HOLY SHIT BALLS

HOLY SHIT BALLS!!
I So wished I was at that sondre lerche concert, he was fabulous and did some oldie hits like words and music and he was good. solo but good. I was in class get chewed out by people saying my shit wasn't kid friendly or modern enough fuck your shit. mine was great and classy. i'm tydie tyded with the kipster and it feels reallly good, who knew "being of spirtual mind and body" would get me so many points. atleast I was up and ready for fridays all so boretastic class.  SONDRE i would climb you like a tree.... if you were divorced and wanted some hot hot cocoa.... uhhhhh yeah and with marshmellows and mint and shit like that. dammit it was only 20 bucks next time my friends next time I will see you sondy you are on my list to see lively live and to stare upon your lovely heavy metal nordic features of blue eyeth seas. ok enough!! time for jedward mania in big brother soooooooooo trashy and good. GO JEDWARD!! hehehehe

Thursday, September 13, 2012

guess whose still awake?

ugggh I almost added creepzoid aznfile. lammarrdingdong. eeeewwwww he prob sees me all the fucking time and goes ah wasted youth. then he goes back to fapping. eww I gross myself out, fortuately I blocked his ass and I feel another breath of relief. don't be the creep and creeps won't come around anymore. yeah I hope he learned his lesson. oh yeah he goes to the sister school thats why I don't see him anymore. thank god and whomever for that. I completed one logo go me!!

it appears

... the elusive jerky poo has gained alotta lbs and is into hottie chicks. Also to make a note 3 of us jenn jenn, jerky, and the fab one mauh have all gained tons of weight its pretty rediculous to have seen the change. We were all pretty scene as well its damn funny.  and random jugallo girl cuz she looks like ape is both friends with alfonzzi and gayboygoth, how fucking random huh? oh looking at his page. I've got the curse of words and you've got the curse of curves wow I can't spell at all and with this kiss I can blah blah can't remember the song OMG but I love them actually cute is what. oh mae is a christian band your athetist views are invalid sir! i'm tired so off to drawing I go!
cheers!


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

jerky poo

my newest croonie in the rollercoaster of life lives uber close to elsueca yayayayaya
can you feel my damn excitement from the great ginormous picture???!
CAN YOU?! 
hehe
What should I wear? what should I say? should I brush up on my 4chan? lol well time to work on my stupid logo project about stupid abstract shit. I love the teacher and his teaching but this is bullshit as far as right now I'm just done and over with this. gonna to make my final copies look sweet as fuck though. byezz

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

my blog is acting crazy

sooooooo big news I asked jake to hang out like woah, and he said yess to aladdin him. I did!! hopefully we get on better when its a smaller group. Yeah he is pretty gentlemanly actually, he just has a lust to smang hot bitches sometimes. I have the same problem but I don't deal with it, maybe I can learn his socializing ways!! lol. also went to the mart of walls and bought myself some new bohohipster chic shirts that kind of accentuate my eyes and shit. I look pretty damn good. I'm just a little cold lol. the kipster got a new pic and he looks like girl drink drunk. oh and I am like 5 points away from beating him!! I am so happpyy! like you have no idea. hopefully things work out for me! ciao my friendly friends

Sunday, September 9, 2012


Take the weakest thing in you & beat 

the bastards with it. - Stars




Saturday, September 8, 2012

You'll never hear this song
You'll never see the movie in my head
But you infest my sleep, and your figure creeps
Through my walls and hums above my bed
I know your name, and that you're photogenic and tall
But I've never heard you talk
And there's something about you
That stabs me right through

It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along
You'll hum along, you'll hum along

And I've only seen you once, at your graduation
No cinematic glow or soft rock soundtrack
And I watched you move and breathe and cry
And it felt so wrong

It isn't right for me to paint your picture
Every night, but I do (I can t find sleep)
And it feels so wrong (I breathe too deep), to sing this song (into the sky)
But maybe (as I walk and sing), somehow, you'll hear me (you'll hear a song)
And hum along

Maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates
And they would take you to their hideout
As pirates often do

But I'd find the secret map
And I would vigilante-bushwhack
Through the jungles of Peru

Just to save you and I'd take you north to Mexico
Where you would tell me your life story on the steps of a Mayan temple
Where we'd camp singing nonsense songs in 12 bars to the jaguars, until you'd sense me
Your eyes convincing, and I would kiss you like a hero in the half-light
Dryer sheets and peach shampoo, the smell of palm leaves, I'd sleep against you
Until the natives found us, but they would crown us king and queen
And we could stay there, spend our days there, eating guava by the sea
And I could understand your views and you could fall in love with me

And while the silly human race talks to droids in outer-space
We grow old and laugh about this song
And between the jungle and the stars, you sing nonsense songs in 12 bars to me
And in my sleep I hum along

You'll never hear this song
You'll never see the movie in my head



hey yall

i'm backk!
I had a wonderful sleep
I dreamt that I was eating breakfast thats nice isn't it?
also harry was b/f or bff slightly it was great
now eating breakfast for reals its surreal! hahaha later
“Wanna come over to make noodles?” Justin asks, coyly, his voice cool and seductive.

Zayn stiffens because what is that twerp trying to pull on HIS MAN.

Niall brightens considerably. He seems oblivious to the dangerous note in Justin’s voice and Zayn can only focus on the way that Justin says noodles with a scintillating s sound at the end and the way his eyes linger hungrily on Niall and the way his smile doesn’t really meet his eyes.

“Yes!” Niall crows jubilantly, “Sounds great!”

“I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.

“Yay! Z’s coming too!” he chirps brightly, running his hands through his hair. “I’m so excited… and so hungry!”

Justin looks incredibly ruffled and baffled. “Uh… I just… meant… Niall…” he trails off weakly as Zayn slits angry eyes at him, because there is no way Zayn is going to let Justin spend a good few hours alone with Niall, especially this late at night.

Poor baby innocent Ni, thinks Zayn affectionately. Good thing Zayn’s here to watch out for him.

I’m coming too,” Zayn buts in defensively, and Justin and Niall both turn to focus eyes on him. Niall’s are bright with adoration.

I'm inspired

by older posts. I guess I'm as content as I'm going to be. I'm in this bittersweet mood. having some sweet GG dreamlanding. I want to be in saved! and be loved everlasting by Patrick fugit. I feel like cruising the scene with a boy that crushes on me moar than I like him like jeff and then when I'm ready to love him we both love each other like crazy... a dead hearts deal. we would die to go to see each other in heaven. a high school romance for the ages the jenna/jake jenna/matty of irl. I bet people have cursed the kipster and said he wouldn't have sucess with the ladydom, but he has somehow come out of it with courage and bravery. I need this courage and bravery I need to get out and tell a guy that I like him and he could be really happy with me. I am a romantic I am passionate I am waiting.
xoxoxo
reads like a fucking diary huh?
I feel like Georgia fucking Nicolson
waiting for my lovegod, to sweep me off my feet, watch eternal sunshine and cry together never tell on him to his friends who play violent video games and like tyler.
I'd never tell.
Now I feel like a poet.
I am a butterfly out of my cage of emotions, going to soar into new heights, ready to take on new challenges.
stop talking to people who don't want to talk to me (kipster)
start talking to people who want to talk to me (myself)
oh jonas the last song mt vergil offa sing mouth alt-ctrls my life to a beat
edit: its not about god, thank santa, and buddah
"crystal clouds with rainbow tears" def not religious
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
IN ME
ME






Friday, September 7, 2012

ALT DUDE BANG POST

ENJOY BEETCHS!
dear lord danny what did they do to you? 
i think i can survive on danny pics.... bye kipster
when i was innocent and nothing hurt
who shall I post next my little buttered almonds? so bored and feeling romantic lol
ok i'm done :) feeling less bored one less lonely girl in the world







SOOOO I MET THE KIPSTER

and it was greeeeaat!! he was super sweet and chill, and apparently he was busting at the seams (buttons) getting fatty or shrunk in the wash. I wanted to update yall on my wordswithfriendly I am slaying or atleast doing half as good as beating kipster, he has a cheat I sooo can tell, he is not that great with words!! but he is a charmer. he is sooooooooo good looking in real life I wanted to climb that like a tree my favorite thing to say now. I wish he was single and I wish I was super skinnymini and we could get down like doin all the thangs that woudn't make ur parentals proudy? I really really want a video of the body he touched his leather and then he touched it again when he said body and I was like mercy me the funks on me, also the spirit of the bernie controlled me. I am insane, it takes me forever to respond to him because I want to impress him, so far its not working sad panda. also I take forever to do words because I am going to ravaged his frail body. I wish wish wish that guys like him would love me and we'd go eat cupcakes and ride tandem bikes ok going to pander him about that :sigh: he is so perfect, god he probably hates fangirls oh well didn't introduce myself to him anyway so bye bye to friendship irl. I think I shall have a alt picspam lotsa ezra miller